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Sunday, January 27, 2013

One Thing Leads to Another and It Ends Up Around The Bay In A Day

Dave came home from a dinner with the boys one night early last year, the outcome of which was them deciding to enter themselves as a team in Australia's largest mass participation one day bike ride - Around The Bay. I have no idea how it eventuated, it goes without saying that some wine consumption was involved and not wanting to be outdone by their wives' champion sporting accomplishments in the netball arena, they hatched a cunning plan to stamp their own mark on the sporting community of Melbourne.
I had a sneaking suspicion that Dave really didn't believe it would eventuate but come Monday morning an email arrived with the entry form duly submitted and the team name revealed.
Not one for keeping my emotions to myself, my initial reaction to their team name was to burst out laughing...  I challenge anyone to look at the acronym DMMR and not immediately think it was short for dummer (aka dumber!)
Week after week Dave would disappear around dawn on a Sunday and return sometime around lunch, each time having done more and more kms and having another coffee shop to review.  They were really getting into the lingo and etiquette of the riding fraternity and taking this very seriously.
Then the turning point came, the bikes they had been faithfully riding for several months now apparently weren't good enough, the "Holdens" of the bike world needed to be upgraded to a fancier european model that was allegedly going to make the ride around the bay possible.
Like young boys in a candy shop they fantasised day after day in the local bike shops, eventually all choosing the right bike for their size and needs, complete with custom bits and pieces which all sound like a complete other language to me...  after learning the cost I was expecting to see something gold plated come through the door when it eventually arrived.
At our weekly netball match, the DMMR wives conversation turned to their husbands' new found obsession...  how many online purchases had been delivered that week and what the latest riding schedule was.  Apparently the online store of choice is something called Wiggle.com... another cause for much sniggering.
There was no questioning their commitment and the regimented dawn routine went on week after week.
The penultimate day arrived and there was plenty of action at the station as they readied themselves, carbo loaded meals were requested and an early night was in order.  One small glitsch as they attempted to load the bikes into the team van, but with a bit of perseverance and creativity all was good.
Things couldn't have gone any smoother on the day, they headed off nice and early, the weather was good, they made the ferry from Queenscliff to Sorrento in good time, in fact they were the last ones allowed on before it departed, today was absolutely their day.
They made such good time that they were finished a couple of hours before they (or us) expected too and were left hanging high and dry on the finish line with no-one except themselves to pat each other on the back, definitely not feeling the family love.  Unfortunately the big day coincided with a lot of dancing commitments for DMMR's progeny and they finished the race way before any of us could get there to cheer them home.  Nevertheless it was a MASSIVE achievement and we were all very proud of them...  even more impressive was them all being able to walk after riding 210kms!


  Our Champs!


The D in DMMR


Looking mighty relaxed one week out


Minor logistical issues

 
But we have the technology
 


Not sure that checking your messages helps in any way!

 
 
 

Sunday, January 13, 2013

The Rest of the Birthday Story

After surviving the farm yard party there was still the actual birthday to enjoy. Just a normal day, and a school day after all, so we hurried through the present opening and made it to school just on the bell.

As is tradition in our household the birthday person gets to choose the dinner and lasagne was what we were having. We used the sheep’s head from her party cake for the actual birthday cake, lucky for the thick layer of icing as it took a tumble onto the floor when
her sister was trying to hide it from her and she reappeared unexpectedly in the room.  

Turning 6 is hard work and she was nearly falling asleep in her dinner, another marathon birthday done and dusted!